Friends are like orgasms. Nobody wants a fake one! |
I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain! |
Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones! |
I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends! |
Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards! |
A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart. Love you, Dear Bra! |
Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes! |
Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake! |
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake. |
Fuck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit, they don't like me. |