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Upload to Facebook Paisa Aapko Khushi De Ya Na De;
Lekin Paisa Ho To Khushi Aap Ko De Sakti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Mirza Ghalib meets a hooker and asks,
"Aap Kii Tariff?" -
Upload to Facebook What do you call Indians faking orgasm through masturbation?
Jhuth - Muth! -
Upload to Facebook Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Boy: Ji Bunty:
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode! -
Upload to Facebook We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.
And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya! -
Upload to Facebook 🇺🇸: Can I buy you a drink?
🇮🇳: Degi? -
Upload to Facebook 🇺🇸: She's out of your league bro.
🇮🇳: Bhai Nahi Degi! -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: I am in depression. I need to talk.
Friends: Bhosdike Tera Hamesha Ka Randi Rona Hai. Chutiyapaa Karke Pehle Khud Apni Gaand Marwayega Aur Baad Mein Depressed Ho Jayega.
Abbe Lawde Jab Gaand Mein Dum Hai Hi Nahi Toh Udta Hua Teer Gaand Mein Lene Ki Zarurat Kya Hai Bhenchod!
Friend 1: Abhi Thoda Better Feel Ho Raha Hai. Thanks! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call the CEO of Audi?
Boss'Audi'Ka!
