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Upload to Facebook The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life. -
Upload to Facebook Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time! -
Upload to Facebook And by "k" I mean "fuck you`! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Your dress is too short.
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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Your girlfriend! -
Upload to Facebook Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door! -
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Upload to Facebook The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me! -
Upload to Facebook Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me! -
Upload to Facebook Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!
