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Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away. -
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Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya! -
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Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye! -
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Boy: Nice
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...
Boy: Beautiful
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera! -
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Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
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Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai! -
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Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
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Upload to Facebook Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
