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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
Preeto: OMG!
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.
Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.
Preeto: Then what happened?
Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.
Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife.
Santa: What's the proof?
Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: It's hard to be good.
Jeeto: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.
