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And 'fuck you' to those who don't! -
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1. Life
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Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions! -
Upload to Facebook Always remember in life that when no one is with you. And when all the doors are closed around you,
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it's time to watch PORN!
