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Upload to Facebook Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend's father to Pappu, "How dare you took my daughters virginity?"
Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Dad: What?
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Who is the big person, you or your dad?
Pappu: Me of course.
Teacher: why?
Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't. -
Upload to Facebook Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.
Cashier: Do you want a bag?
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly! -
Upload to Facebook During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!
Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?
Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Were you pregnant?
Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?
Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
