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Upload to Facebook Punjabi Orgasm:
Chal Utar Ja Kamine, Mainu Hor Vi Kamm Ne! -
Upload to Facebook Foreigner: Whatever you hear about me, please believe it. I no longer have time to explain myself.
Punjabi: Bund Mara! -
Upload to Facebook English Newspaper Headlines:
We must say sorry to gays.
~ Pope.
Punjabi Paper Headlines:
"POPE NE GAANDUAN TO MANGI MAAFI"! -
Upload to Facebook Valentine's Day "Farvari Chodan" De Illava Kisi Hor Tareekh Nu Bahut Atpata Lagda! -
Upload to Facebook Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti.
Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae?
Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi! -
Upload to Facebook Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like:
"Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!" -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!
Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te! -
Upload to Facebook PUNJABI style propose:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was advising his son, on dinning table, "Oye Pappu, Boti Kha Boti, Lulli Waddi Hoyegi."
Jeeto (Sharmandey Huey) to Santa: Tussi Vi Te Khao Ji!
