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Upload to Facebook Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving! -
Upload to Facebook What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?
Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit! -
Upload to Facebook There's absolutely no decent Hand Gesture to tell a woman riding Scooty that her Headlight is On! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! -
Upload to Facebook How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you! -
Upload to Facebook Mean but true:
Why do women have periods?
They deserve them! -
Upload to Facebook Why did God give women boobs?
To make suckers out of men! -
Upload to Facebook Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning! -
Upload to Facebook For Women only:
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant! -
Upload to Facebook Girls are of two types:
1. Boring
2. Interesting
Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight;
And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!
