How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Home is the place where boys and girls first learn how to limit their wishes, abide by rules, and consider the rights and needs of others.