I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.-Mariella Frostrup
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -Cary Grant
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein
Graze on my lips, and if those hills are dry, Stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
I would have thought that the knowledge that you are going to be leapt upon by half-a-dozen congratulatory, but sweaty team-mates would be inducement not to score a goal.
Professional wrestling's most mysterious hold is on its audience.