I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
-Joan Rivers
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
-William Shakespeare
When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.
Each one of us has a fire in our heart for something. It's our goal in life to find it and to keep it fit.
If you're not just a little bit nervous before a match, you probably don't have the expectations of yourself that you should have.
Before I get in the ring, I'd have already won or lost it out on the road. The real part is won or lost somewhere far away from witnesses-behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road long before I dance under those lights.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J. Perelman
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. -Adrienne Gusoff
