In an election, one needs both hope and audacity.
The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win.
I love religion but I don't need it for votes.
If poor people can vote, one of the main things they vote for is to redistribute money to themselves.
In the coming elections if you cannot decide whom to select, use the vote to reject.
Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.