When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence.
Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don't know what they are conserving.
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.