A politician will do anything to keep his job even become a patriot.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Politics - I don't know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring us together.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.