If we measured ourselves on a cosmic scale, our egos would be slimmer than a mosquito under a sledgehammer.
I am in this position today due to my past. That's why I've never shied away from it. I can't erase the omnipresent internet.
It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
We've got China on one side and Taliban on the other. Strong role models for our censorship plans.
I'm not trying to climb a ladder - I'm casting a bit of a net.
Why should I be responsible for Virat Kohli's performance on the field? It's primitive to call me a distraction.
Television is a weapon of mass distraction.
Caught between the right wing fascists and the 'no-holds barred' faction, the moderates are in danger of losing their voice.
Many people think that taking selfies is just ridiculous. I'm kind of letting them know, Yes, it is ridiculous, but it's all fun.
I wish I had the Batman thing where people didn't know I was Bruce Wayne.