Marriage, the family unit, was the original Department of Health, Education and Welfare.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other. So now it's just a waiting game.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man goes on top and the woman underneath." For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they`re a lot more willing to die.
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. Evelyn Hendrickson
Be careful who you marry, because the only thing worse than being lonely is wishing you were
Dont marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you cant live without.