I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.