Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
He lacked only one thing to make him a perfect genius: He failed to be incomprehensible.
We are the clay, and thou art our potter.
The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.
We are never prepared for what we expect.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
