Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.
Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy.
You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness.
A civil servant is sometimes like a broken cannon - it won't work and you can't fire it.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Walking is man's best medicine.
If I had my time over I would do the same again. So would any man who dares call himself a man.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
I have come to realise there is no place I'd rather be than working till the dew begins to drop, on a stage with music and lights.
Liability and Lie-ability are lifelong companions.



