Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.
Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.
Laughter is wine for the soul-laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness.
A good laugh is as good as a prayer sometimes.
Marriage is not a reform school.
Laughter is carbonated holiness.
