True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new.
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.
With the advent of smart phones, we don't enjoy the moments... we record them.
The quality of an excuse is inversely proportional to the number of times it's been used.
Women destroy me. I allow them to.
It's always nice being wanted. Even if it's by the wrong person.
I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
Our talents are the gift that God gives to us. What we make of our talents is our gift back to God.
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
