You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Words are the physicians of a mind diseased.
A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a love sickness. It is never a thought to begin with.
An old belief is like an old shoe. We so value its comfort that we fail to notice the hole in it.
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
I hate the news, the news is so depressing... I just want to believe the world is happy.
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why.
