One man's folly is another man's wife.
If you want something done, give it to a busy man- and he'll have his secretary do it.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Never work with any actor smaller than his Oscar.
~ on Dustin Hoffman
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
I hate clams. To me, they're like God's little bed-pans.
If a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again.
Never mistake motion for action.
You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell down.
~ at her acceptance speech as Best actor(F) at Oscars 2013.
