I think he is the funniest guy I've ever known... He is also maybe the most insecure person I've ever known.
~ on rival Jay Leno
The nice thing about teamwork is that you always have others on your side.
I didn't say we should not host their Talent.I said we host their talent,actors,singers,cricketers,while they host our criminals.
~ On decapitating Indian soldiers by Pakistanis inside India's border
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong!
If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
I start where the last man left off.
Progress has little to do with speed, but much to do with direction.
Cooperation is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everyone gets there.
