Nothing can bring you happiness but yourself.
Progress is the attraction that moves humanity.
Most people are about as happy as they make up their mind to be.
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Language is wine upon the lips.
When will they abolish entertainment tax? Because we are soon becoming an educational industry (thanks to the Censor Board).
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times when only one remembers to turn on the light.
If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.
When the rich wage war it's the poor who die.
Everyone thinks a woman's dream is to find the perfect man... Balls... it's to eat everything without getting fat!
