When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?
Honey, I'm home.
The only time my wife gets hot is when she burns her hand while cooking.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have weakened, withered, and disappeared.
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.