The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Women do not believe that men believe what pornography says about women. But they do. From the worst to the best of them, they do.
If i were asked for a one-line answer to, 'What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.
Women have hunger two-fold, shyness four-fold, daring six-old; and lust eight-fold as compared to men.
The real problem with men - they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women - they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future.
Woman is at once apple and serpent.
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?