I don't give blow jobs, because I find it really off-putting seeing a grown man look so pathetically grateful.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Going down on a woman allows you to get a real sense of the stimulation she likes at every stage of arousal, especially the final one.
I like to see oral sex and manual sex and intercourse as foreplay for my vibrator sex.
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
What's the ultimate rejection? - When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know about oral sex.
Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.