When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms.
Don't open a can of worms without knowing how to get the worms back inside.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Cats are a waste of fur.
One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular.
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
The cat is a dilettante in fur.
