Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
May what I do flow from me like a river, no forcing and no holding back, the way it is with children.
Children are knives, my mother once said. They don't mean to, but they cut. And yet we cling to them, don't we, we clasp them until the blood flows.
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is,Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
The only love that I really believe in is a mother's love for her children.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.`
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.