Youth is wasted on the young.
Children are capable of such open rudeness.
Before I got married I had six theories about raising children,now, I have six children and no theories.
If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
I like children.If they're properly cooked.
In their innocence,very young children know themselves to be light and love. If we will allow them, they can teach us to see ourselves the same way.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
May what I do flow from me like a river, no forcing and no holding back, the way it is with children.
