| Celebrate the birth of Lord Krishna who enchants everyone with his playful mischiefs. Have a happy and blessed Krishna Janmashtami! |
| Why do programmers prefer the dark? Because the light attracts bugs! |
| The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes! |
| Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags! |
| My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else! |
| It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online." It still hasn't arrived yet! |
| I met my wife on Tinder. That was awkward. Her profile says, "Single"! |
| Guys, once you're married, your right to like or comment on other women's pictures on social media ceases. Offenders will have to face serious repercussions! |
| Difference between school and life: School teaches you lessons, and then gives you a test. Life gives you a test, and you learn the lessons! |
| If you hate your job, the solution is simple. Get married. You'll not only love your job but also look forward to spending more time there! |
