| Boss: We need to have a meeting about your punctuality. Banta: Sure, what time? Boss: How about 10:00 AM? Banta: I might be a few minutes late! |
| Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week. Today I also learned that I am above average! |
| A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him: "Sir, would you like to have Tea together?" He replied, "Yes," and turned to his wife and said, "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!" |
| I always tell my kids, no matter what, always do whatever their heart tells them to do. But also check with their mother first to see if it's OK with her! |
| Wishing you a New Year filled with happiness, health, and success. May this year bring new opportunities and endless joy to you and your loved ones. Happy New Year! |
| As we bid farewell to this year, let's hold on to the beautiful memories and let go of what no longer serves us. Here's to a fresh start and a promising New Year. Happy New Year! |
| As the curtain falls on this year, let's cherish the memories we've made and the lessons we've learned. Here's to welcoming a brighter and even more fulfilling New Year. Happy New Year! |
| As we welcome the New Year, let us embrace it with open hearts and minds. May it be a year of harmony, understanding, and prosperity for all. Happy New Year! |
| A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Make every moment count. Wish you a very Happy New Year! |
| As the New Year dawns, let us celebrate the achievements of the past and welcome the opportunities of the future. Wishing you a prosperous and successful New Year! |