They're building a mirror factory in my town. I could see myself working there! |
Showers are fantastic not only to get clean but as a temporary escape from reality! |
Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes from 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0! |
Israel has been in the news. Quotes from some famous Jews. The first Jew is Moses. He said, "Law is Everything." Then came Jesus. He said, "Love is Everything" Then came the third Jew, Karl Marx. He said, "Capital is Everything" Next is Sigmund Freud. He said, "Mind is Everything." Then came Albert Einstein. You know what he said. "Everything is Relative!" |
Bihari Guy: Got my first jab. Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin? Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari! |
I'll do algebra, I'll do trig. I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line! |
Decided to go to an Italian restaurant because "Woh Ghar Ke PASTA"! |
Those were the days when the weather was the least trusted part of the news? Now, everything has changed! |
Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries? They are free of charge! |
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent! |