Jack & Jill went up the hill for a little bit of fun. With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun! |
Blessed are constipated for they don't give a sh*t! |
Marriage is all about 'give and take'. My wife gives me advice and I take it! |
At Vaccination Centre: Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American? Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun! |
China released COVID in India. We should release Radhe in China. Eent Ka Jawaab Patthar! |
MET - Cyclone is coming, please be safe! Mumbaikars - Bhai Already Ghar Pe Hain Ab Kya Bathroom Mein Chup Jayein! |
Did you know that before crowbars were invented... Crows mostly drank alone! |
In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas. Rest is all a myth! |
Grocery shopping with my wife is just her repeatedly telling me to keep the items I took back to the shelf! |
It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it! |