Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is everything. Good Morning! |
One of the biggest lies ever: Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly! |
Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband: 1 Sunrise 2 Sunset 3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to you |
My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant. He smelled funny the whole day! |
Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream! |
Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent there! |
You know the world is messed up when you have to wonder why someone is being nice to you! |
Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard! |
Our treadmill had to be sent to the shop for service. Now I don't have a place to hang the dirty laundry! |
Guys, when your wife asks you to take a photo of hers, don't just take one photo. Instead, take at least 50 photos from different angles. Women love it. Thank me later! |