| What did I learn today? You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer! |
| Alimony: A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice! |
| Interviewer: Are you an extrovert or introvert? Guy: Depends on the date. Interviewer: How? Guy: Jab Month Start Hota Hai Toh Main Extrovert Hota Hun Because I can afford to go out, and Month End Tak Aate Aate Introvert Because Mann Nahi Hai Kyonki Paise Nahi Hain! |
| Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years; And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution! |
| If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance! |
| Everyone is for free speech until it goes against their own sensibilities! |
| Let the God decorate each glode ray of the Sun reaching you with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity. Happy Birthday dear friend! |
| Don't wait too long. You'll miss your chance to live! |
| The people who truly matter will never turn their back on you through the hardest times. Forget the people who do. You don't need them! |
| Sometimes life doesn't give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more. Good Morning! |
