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![Beauty comes from within - within jars, tubes and bottles!]()
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Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup! -
Everyone is beautiful if you squint a little. -
Sometimes a woman's best beauty aid is a short-sighted man. -
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. -
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. -
It ain`t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
