If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. |
PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us! |
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? |
Patience with family is love; Patience with others is respect; Patience with self is confidence; And patience with god is faith! |
Markets are like God. The High Priests takes our offerings. |
Why wait for 11:11 when God is available 24/7? |
HECK is where people go who don't believe in GOSH. |
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. |
Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster. |
I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God. |