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~ Arianne CohenA woman with a well-stocked toy drawer isn't dependent on anyone and is unlikely to hurl herself at a lowlife just for nooky. -
~ Don PatersonAnal sex has one serious advantage: there are few cinematic precedents that instruct either party how they should look.
The Book of Shadows -
~ Willie NelsonIf you're going to have sex with an animal, always make it a horse. That way, if things don't work out, at least you know you've got a ride home. -
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~ Maureen LipmanYou know the worst thing about oral sex? The view. -
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
Truman Capote -
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Anonymous -
Were kisses all the joys in bed;
One woman would another wed.
William Shakespeare -
It's so long since I had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers -
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen -
At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance.
Jean Baudrillard
