He looked at my face - a rare thing for me. |
People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for. |
Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. |
You know what? I'm really attracted to British women, there's something innately proper about them. However badly they behave their accent is so cute that it makes up for everything! |
Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse. Half-Truths and One-and-a-Half Truths |
The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined. |
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. |
Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it is; it never lies. |
Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world. |
Against diseases here the strongest fence is the defensive virtue, Abstinence. |