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![I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.]()
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~ Woody AllenI believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. -
![I love the lines men use to get us into bed. `Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.` What am I, a microwave?]()
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~ Beverly MickinsI love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave? -
~ Woody AllenI believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. -
~ Bob HopeHappiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. -
~ Gabriel Garcia MarquezSex is the consolation you have when you can't have love. -
~ Cynthia HeimelPeople are supposed to fuck. It's our main purpose in life, and all those other activities - playing trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse - are just ways of passing the time untill you can fuck again. -
![Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.]()
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~ Gail ParentFact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. -
~ Lora BrodyDon't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. -
![The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.]()
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~ Hugh HefnerThe major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex. -
~ Kurt AngleJoin me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
