| The connective tissue between storytelling, advice, and comedy is passion. |
| Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. |
| The great comics and comedians have been the ones who dared to mix comedy and tragedy. |
| A role of the comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every 15 seconds. |
| Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. |
| The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. |
| There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. |
| What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. |
| Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. |
| When you do a comedy, the goals are much clearer to me. |