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![Be so good they can't ignore you.]()
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~ Steve MartinBe so good they can't ignore you. -
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~ Steve MartinAll of life's riddles are answered in the movies. -
~ Steve MartinWhat is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. -
~ Steve MartinI have yet to meet a kind, witty, interesting, attractive, rich person I didn't like. -
~ Steve MartinI think my mirror has gotten older. -
~ Steve MartinI just called the paparazzi a bunch of "professional photographers" and now they want to sue. -
~ Steve MartinA day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -
~ Steve MartinI like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
