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Autocorrect still thinks I want to say 'duck' 12 times a day! -
![Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses.]()
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![Virginity: A big issue over a small tissue!]()
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![Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door, other times knock on the door spoils an opportunity!]()
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The only way to have safe sex is to abstain... from drinking. -
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![The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara Falls!]()
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![I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.]()
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![I use to be fucking stupid, but then we broke up...]()
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I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease... children.
