I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read: Hamburgers Pound 1:00 Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00 Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!) I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?" "Yessssss" she almost purrs "I am" "Well wash your hands," I said, "I want a cheeseburger!!" |
Who is the best blonde secretary? One that never misses a period! |
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?" |
What do you call two nuns and a blonde? Two tight ends and a wide receiver! |
How can you tell when a blonde is dating? By the buckle print on her forehead! |
Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? More leg-room! |
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go, guys! |
A blonde entered angrily into the store, slapped a package on the counter and said, "What the hell is this?" Clerk: Why Sir? Your cat didn't like them? Blonde looking embarrassed whispered: You mean 'Pussy Treats' is for cats? |
Why did the blonde have square tits? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes! |
Ques: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? Ans: By the chipped tooth. |