MC BC! . .. ... In short... wishing you a Merry Christmas Before Christmas... |
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet! Merry Christmas! |
Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow ladies? A: Snowballs. Merry Christmas! |
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Merry Xmas! |
My donkey ate our Christmas tree... which was a pine in the ass. Merry Christmas! |
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year. Merry Christmas! |