Diwali Adult and Non veg Restricted

  • Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!<br/>
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    Shaving pubic hair for women should also be made compulsory as part of Diwali cleaning!
    Have a smooth Diwali!
  • Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:<br/>
`I have a good hand!`<br/>
May both win their respective games!<br/>
Happy gambling during Diwali!Upload to Facebook
    Card playing ladies and guys have a different meaning for:
    "I have a good hand!"
    May both win their respective games!
    Happy gambling during Diwali!
  • Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.<br/>
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    Diwali festivities would be wonderful even for guys if their wives blew their dicks instead of money.
    Have a safe Diwali!
  • Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.<br/>
Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!Upload to Facebook
    Friend: Diwali Pe Patake Mat Chhodna.
    Me: Bhai Koi Pategi Tabhi Toh Chodenge!
  • Pollution less Diwali Manao...
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    Ek Pataka Lao aur Saari Raat Bajao.
    Shubh Deepawali!
  • Woh Raat Diwali Waali Thi;
    Woh Piya Se Chudne Vali Thi;
    Koi Duja Aake Chod Gaya;
    Land Ko Lehnge Se Poch Gaya;
    Uski Ma Ne Kiya Virodh;
    Tu Kaise Chudi Bina Nirodh!
    Shubh Diwali!
  • This Diwali, be careful when wishing people "Hardik Shubhkamnaye" in a text message...
    If wrongly typed or auto corrected, it could be read as:
    "Hard Dick Subah Kaam Na Aaye!"
    Happy Diwali!
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