It is said that Women come from VENUS. Men come from MARS. Then where do GAYS come from? Answer: URANUS! |
Straight men really need to start appreciating gay men... not only do they leave more women for them, they actually take out another dude from the game! |
Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys! |
Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they're confronted by a a problem. There's only one empty stool left in the bar. Gay 1: Let's flip for it. Gay 2: No, let's flip it over! |
Difference between Shit and Oooh shit: A boy threw a love letter to a girl. But it fell on her brother. This is Shit! And her brother was GAY - this is Ooh Shit! |
A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office. After answering numerous questions, he was finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy admitted that he was. Recruiter: Gay, huh? Do you think you could kill a man? "My, yes", the man giggled, "but it would take days and days"! |
Have you ever played gay poker? Queens are 'Wild' and 'Straights' don't count! |
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat! |
What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes! |
Support gay couples... because it puts two dicks out of competition! |